How to open a paypall account free

if you need info on how to get a paypal account call me with us adress. u can simply gob to google and type free south africa address u will get one then u go to hidemyip.com and download ip software. with dat u can go. to paypal.com then sign up and tran sact ur business.but for the us paypal u might need us bbank acct,us phone no and us adress.
wish u gud luck as u get ur paypal!!!!!!!!!!